Bullshit Detector

Reviews

Bullshit Detector Criminal Dreams LP

With a name like BULLSHIT DETECTÖR, I was expecting some anarcho-tinged hardcore punk with the predictable CRASS font and a couple of doves on the cover. Something cosy. But no, this Texas lot plays a blend of French Oi! and old school NYHC with a cold, modern, and always quite melodic vibe, although the vocals remain gruff throughout and contrast with the very tuneful backing choruses. French bands like SYNDROME 81 or RANCOEUR come to mind, as do the TEMPLARS (the guitar sound is clearly a minute work), and I suppose the wave aspect can also remind one of late-BLITZ-influenced bands and full-on coldwave bands that seem to be quite fashionable these days. I grew up as a teen listening to Oi! music, as it was a genre that was easily relatable until I realized how pricey the Oi! cosplay was and I had to switch to noisier and more affordable punk subgenres that would also not get my ass kicked; definitely a plus at that time. So I still understand, objectively, the band’s appeal. To be fair, it is not really my cuppa, but I am sure BULLSHIT DETECTÖR is considered top-shelf in their own category, and if you’re looking for some working class, melancholy-but-still-beefy tunes, this record can be a good start. Criminal Dreams includes a remastered version of their No Joy EP and the splits with EMPIRE DOWN and LIBERTY AND JUSTICE.

Bullshit Detector / Liberty and Justice split EP

Everything’s bigger in Texas (or so I’m told), and as splits go, this is pretty big. Both BULLSHIT DETECTOR and LIBERTY AND JUSTICE are some heavy-hitters when it comes to modern street punk, and this release is a lot of fun. BULLSHIT DETECTOR is up first, with an original which doesn’t quite do it for me, but their entirely surprising cover of a BOB SEGER(!) tune completely took me out—it is straight up rockin’ and makes me want to drink one hundred beers. LIBERTY AND JUSTICE follows and continues their purple patch with another genre-agnostic heater, with a ska-punk lilt which feels like a middle finger in the correct direction. A fun live CIRCLE JERKS cover follows with FAT TONY on guest duties, too.

Bullshit Detector Bullshit cassette EP

A total lack of any frills, bells or whistles from these Texan Oi! types on this three track EP. Stripped back to the literal bare essentials, and then some more, BULLSHIT DETECTÖR takes an incredibly minimalist approach to their songwriting, clearly seeing anything more than three chords and shouting as petit bourgeois decadence; a viewpoint to which I have some sympathy. Larynx-lacerating vocals put me in mind of that CRIMINAL tape from a couple of years ago, and at fewer than seven minutes in length it doesn’t stick about long enough to get tiresome. That said though, if anyone can prove that any of the three songs included on this EP are different from each other in any demonstrable way, they’ve earned my respect and a firm handshake from yours truly because I certainly can’t tell the difference between any of them.