Water Heater
Weaponless Attack High Explosive Anti-Tank cassette
Debut full-length cassette from this project out of Indonesia, and when I say full-length, you better believe I mean it. At 50 tracks and roughly an hour-and-a-half in duration, WATER HEATER seems to have thrown everything, including the kitchen sink, into this release. WATER HEATER has been releasing digital singles and EPs since 2023, and I believe this is their first physical release, though I can’t say that with complete certainty. What I can say for certain is that this is a legitimately cool and energetic post-punk, new wave, and egg-punk amalgamation. The tape begins with a synth-heavy noise track featuring spoken-word instructions on how to replace your water heater. Whether gas or electric, and even tankless options, WATER HEATER makes sure everyone knows the correct and safe way to install this major household appliance. As a bit of a home repair enthusiast, I would have given this tape a thumbs up if that had been the only track. Lo and behold, that was just the beginning of a very long journey. If this tape were roughly one-third as long, I’d be willing to bet that multiple labels, myself included, would be clamoring to put out the next release from this wildly versatile band. With the amount of genre-hopping that WATER HEATER eventually devolves into on this cassette, it only furthers my belief that this really should have been split into multiple different releases. From where we began, we end up veering into lo-fi synth-pop for a number of tracks, then warbly garage rock, before ultimately ending with about a dozen tracks of outright avant-garde nonsense. While it’s never great to be in a position where your water heater is too small and runs out while you’re in the shower, it does at least leave you wanting more, which is something you’re unlikely to be feeling after track 50 fades out.